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  1. Because of them, you regret reading your timeline.
  2. Reading their posts is like taking a bitter pill.
  3. They remind you of attending a family party full of annoying relatives.
  4. When others congratulate you, their post instead smells of someone out for blood.
  5. They regularly imply something negative about you.
  6. They often reek with a condescending tone.
  7. They try to start debates but providing them with information worthy of a congressional hearing wouldn’t ever change their minds.
  8. They never truly appear interested in your life.
  9. They appear to always want to rationalize an agenda.
  10. You haven’t seen these annoying people face to face for years.
  11. They are socially awkward in person and they have no idea social media makes them seem even more strange.
  12. Their posts remind you of the movie “Back To The Future Part III” when Biff dares Marty to exit the saloon and engage in their gunfight. Those in the saloon tell Marty if he doesn’t face Biff, the townsfolk will forever brand him a coward. Then Biff blurts out another ridiculous comment. Marty has a epiphany, turns to everyone and says, “He’s an a—–!”

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