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Social media can play an influential role raising your profile. However, the relationship with such marketing tools can feel like a rocky one.

  1. Social media reminds you of birthdays for people you don’t know or care about.
  2. It reinforces nobody cares about something you think is funny or interesting.
  3. You infer someone behind the social media curtain is stifling your engagement to persuade you to purchase an ad.
  4. You conclude some of the social media statistics are genuinely B.S.
  5. Checking your social media apps in public makes you feel you have relinquished yourself to a futuristic world of mind control.
  6. You wonder if most of your company page’s fans are in your age bracket because they are actually family and friends instead of loyal customers.
  7. You bristle in frustration when no one likes your awesome photo but others receive tremendous attention for routine images that bore you.
  8. You don’t read other people’s posts because you fear coming across faces who are the opposite of friends.
  9. Social media is exhausting because your better judgement leads you to delete your most edgy (and interesting) updates before sharing them.
  10. You resent those who laughed at your social media efforts in the early days but now view social media marketing as indispensable.
  11. You want to show the strength to quit social media altogether but are too darn scared you’ll miss out on something that would change everything.
  12. You force yourself to pretend your number of followers isn’t important to you.
  13. Nobody actually looks as good as their profile picture.

Which ones did we forget?

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